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If I share this with you, will you tell me where babies come from?Įren: Wow, forced to run for 6 hours straight and she STILL won't know where babies come from.Ĭonnie: Maybe I can teach her. Sarge: Stop eating the potato goddamit! Now I hate your fucking name, Sasha, almost as much as I hate you From now on your name is Pile. Sarge: Sasha? That sounds like a whore's name. I do believe you are the stupidest sack of shit I've ever seen in my life and I have lived goddamit! Cadet, what is your name? Sarge: Sweet mother of god, you dumb bitch. The magical storks decide whether you get one or not. Sasha: He, don't be silly, everyone knows you can't control babies.
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The thought of you having kids makes me sick! Sarge: Dear god I sincerely hope you never have sex. Sarge: Holy sweet mother of god! Cadet! what is your major malfunction?! Go back to the shire and play ass frolic with wizards, Bilbo Dickbreath. We don't even issue uniforms in Hobbit size. Sarge: How the fuck are you gonna beat a titan when even I can lift your scrawny ass? You think they won't eat you because you're a midget? HA! Look at you.
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Soldier 2: Well nobody's clear on the specifics, but the official record states that he engaged in an act so horrifyingly unique, each witness could only describe it using the same two words. He used to be a rising star until his famous scandal. Soldier 2: You know he once commanded the Survey Corps, right? Sarge: Let me tell you cadet, you might not know but the capitol is home to a bunch of freaks! And when its 3AM inside the inner city and you are drunk and being aggressively solicited by a gaggle of Latvian transsexuals hopped up on barbituates and fuck- thunder, YOU DO NOT HAVE TIME TO THINK! So next time I yell headbutt you haul ass! Jean: I want to live comfortably in the capitol and serve the military police. Sarge: Well I do! drop and give me fifty! Faggot. Sarge: I said, do you have a problem with Homosexuals?! Knowing this, do you have a problem with homosexuals Sarge: It's because I once ejaculated in a man's ass so hard that my internal body pressure actually caved, sucking my eyeballs way into the back of my head. Sarge: Cadet, do you know why my eyes are so suckin' in? Marco: I can't wait to become a soldier and serve the king! Sarge: Why the fuck are you so happy twinkle toes? nowadays though I think its grown into full-blown syphilitic insanity. You know, break them down, build them back up. Soldier 2: It used to be a rite of passage. Soldier 1: What's the point of intimidating them like that? Sarge: That's Bullshit! Look at you, I know you play with dolls!Īrmin: Well, yes but only for roleplaying revenge fantasies Tom Andre and Jason Johns - Editing and Special EffectsĬlosed Captions (English) - TheValterGirl & CurlyShirtĪrmin: To contribute to mankind's victory Sir! The Canadian, Katie - Audio Engineering & Tech Hector Gutierrez, Matt G, Tim S, Tim S, Derrick White, KJ, The Canadian - Civilians, Guards and Titans Sarge continues his unstoppable onslaught of verbal destruction, Eren discovers just how much of a failure he is, and the cadets of the 104th are introduced in all of their dysfunctional glory.